Well. This.

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As it says, this blog is primarily for me. I don't claim anything as mine and i certainly don't intend for this to be a big thing.
-Wolf

katesmess:

no but like seriously masturbate to me

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tigerandpilgrim:
virgin-nymphette:

Can I be the girl in the middle please?

virgin-nymphette:

Can I be the girl in the middle please?

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upsettingshorts:

camharr:

deducingtheworldaroundme:

i-am-the—dragons-daughter:

brienneofthrace:

BEST THING EVER

TYWIN LANNISTER READING 50 SHADES OF GRAY IS WHAT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MOST

Whenever I feel a little down, I go watch this video.

We live in an age of wonders.

video

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nymphoninjas:


I randomly decided to surprise Ryann, so I bought her a pack of cigarettes and drove about 2 hours in to DC, without telling her I was coming. When I got to her building, luckily there were people moving stuff in, so the door was wide open. I went up on the roof and called her, and told her to go up on the roof and smoke a long-distance cigarette with me. (She smokes on the roof all the time.) Thennnn I popped out from behind the elevator shaft. We smoked, then got on a train to Georgetown for no good reason other than to find this one photo booth we knew of and be naughty in it. I got home around 2:30 AM. Now we’re on a mission to be naughty in as many public photo booths as we can find.

Really cute story, that’s awesome the timing worked out so well. And I really like your play on the theme today. You successfully made a very public place feel private for the two of you.  

nymphoninjas:

I randomly decided to surprise Ryann, so I bought her a pack of cigarettes and drove about 2 hours in to DC, without telling her I was coming.
When I got to her building, luckily there were people moving stuff in, so the door was wide open. I went up on the roof and called her, and told her to go up on the roof and smoke a long-distance cigarette with me. (She smokes on the roof all the time.) Thennnn I popped out from behind the elevator shaft.
We smoked, then got on a train to Georgetown for no good reason other than to find this one photo booth we knew of and be naughty in it. I got home around 2:30 AM.
Now we’re on a mission to be naughty in as many public photo booths as we can find.

Really cute story, that’s awesome the timing worked out so well. And I really like your play on the theme today. You successfully made a very public place feel private for the two of you.  

hornyspice:

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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